A Surefire Cure for Any Disease

Lately I’ve noticed “suicidal thoughts or feelings” listed as one of the several dozen side-effects in ads for two different drugs being peddled on TV.  That one of these ads is for an anti-depressant suggests that its creator has a sharp sense of irony.  Then again, maybe they’re onto something.  Suicide will surely put an end to whatever pesky ailment you happen to be suffering from.