Eat Me

Only in a place where every fourth person is a lawyer could an inane “controversy” like this even occur.  I’m sure, on the off chance that anybody outside of Vermont has ever seen one of these T-shirts, people are walking out of Chick-Fil-As all across America scratching their heads and wondering why they got pieces of fried chicken instead of a wad of dark leafy green vegetable.  Good to see that this stupidity has been greeted in Vermont with the amount of respect it deserves.  Good to see, too, that after a similar incident a few years ago, Vermont’s glorious senators stepped into the breach and passed a perfectly useless piece of legislation that did nothing to prevent it from happening again.